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"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 10/24/2019 at 18:02 • Filed to: None

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I went into an office to talk about a new job. The guy was about to leave but wants me to come back to talk more. Before I left I said ‘i have to ask, who drives the Allroad’. His response : “I do”

My response: OMG OMG OMG

Chariotoflove > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/24/2019 at 18:09

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So recovering addict applies for job in crack den.  Great idea.

CompactLuxuryFan > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/24/2019 at 18:10

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You’re hired!

... as the office Allroad mechanic

shop-teacher > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/24/2019 at 18:12

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Bwahahahaha!

shop-teacher > Chariotoflove 10/24/2019 at 18:12

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Nothing.  Nothing at all can go wrong with this.  Nope.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > CompactLuxuryFan 10/24/2019 at 18:13

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Deft Edits to CV and Resume:

“Expert Air Bag Replacement Specialist”
“Quick Debug expertise in CEL diagnosis ”

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/24/2019 at 18:14

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I don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.....

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/24/2019 at 18:16

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So your new coworker is JKM?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/24/2019 at 18:22

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Straight

Into

Your

Veins

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/24/2019 at 18:23

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Could be worse?

OPPOsaurus WRX > Chariotoflove 10/24/2019 at 20:19

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Ha ha right, and if I get a raise it's only going to push me further down to a dark place with terrible timing chains and leaky air shocks

Thisismydisplayname > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/24/2019 at 20:26

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Kismet.  At least you know his dysfunction already and you know how to treat it.  

OPPOsaurus WRX > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/24/2019 at 20:45

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i mean really what is worse on that then the Allroad.  They both have unreliable engines, maybe the RR has some extra electrical gremlins?